The Yankees courted Carl Pavano? I am speechless

No... that isn't a headline from The Onion.The Yankees actually considered bringing back Carl Pavano. Even typing that sentence made me laugh.This off season for the Yankees, which is been bizarre at best and disastrous at worst, almost entered the realm of the unthinkable.Imagine me saying this to a Yankee fan right after their team lost the 2010 ALCS:You aren't going to get Cliff Lee...nor Carl

15 other passive aggressive things Cashman could have said at the press conference

- The Yankees have had a history of having needlessly expensive contracts blow up in our face, and it is wonderful to add Rafael Soriano to that list.- Soriano is the wrong fit for this team. It is a mistake. We shouldn’t have made this move. But hey! Welcome to the team.- I feel it is best to point out a player’s shortcomings and show as little confidence in him as possible before introducing